Hair and the Otter

dykeroland:

dykeroland:

i just had to go get my blood taken again because the test results for the previous one were inconclusive and the woman taking my blood again told me that it was because the electrolysis machine exploded with my blood inside it. blood too strong

lab technican: don’t tell anyone though

me in my head: this is going to be a hit on tumblr

brendanicus:

tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva:

glopforshort:

escuerzoresucitado:

literally the bill provides a penalty of $250k and a minimum of 20 years for *using a vpn to access a website*. the list of banned websites can be updated at any time be an unelected appointee with no oversight or warning or even public announcement

A lot of people have been pointing out it’s only specific countries like this person so I want to clarify that the bill allows the US government to change which countries it considers a threat. They could add more countries as an excuse for more censorship if they wish.

Also banning people from accessing websites from The Bad Countries with 20 years in prison is fucking insane and fascist and you should hate it even if the list of countries was fixed in stone

modogoblin:

hollowtones:

HAVING SEX WITH THE CHESS PIECES IS NOT TOURNAMENT LEGAL (JURY IS STILL OUT ON FUCKING THE BOARD)

hollowtones:

hollowtones:

& CHESS PIECE CAN MOVE LEFT OR RIGHT BUT NOT ALWAYS

FEW KNOW OR CARE.

hollowtones:

A LOT OF CHESS PLAYERS GET IN TROUBLE EVERY DAY - CAREFUL

demonboyhalo:

idrinkedyou:

demonboyhalo:

just so ppl are aware, i firmly believe april fools is for funny little gimmicks, absurdist memes, and dad jokes, so this blog won’t be reblogging any sudden flashing/jumpscare/g0re videos!!

Yes

Also drinked this post

OH GOD NO WAIT STOP NOOOOO

koboldfactory:

Youtubers will see some super tame sfw furry art and be like, “OH GOD WHY AAHHH MY EYES!!! WHAT IS THIS??!? WHY WOULD YOU SHOW ME THIS?!?”
And the art will look like this:

staffs-secret-blog:

Now what’s this